第一章 賣(mài)紅薯上熱搜
{"body":[{"id":"46960874015403023","sort":"0","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"楚小仙微博:今晚八點(diǎn),我在哈拉直播間賣(mài)紅薯,帶上錢(qián),來(lái)買(mǎi)!直播房間號(hào):7566935XX"},{"id":"46960889316218867","sort":"1024","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"瞬間,引爆全網(wǎng)!"},{"id":"46960893342754474","sort":"2048","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"熱搜出爐:#小三影后淪落賣(mài)紅薯#"},{"id":"46960996438738112","sort":"3072","type":1,"role":"46960958589352601","content":"我的天啊,我剛看到了什么?仙渣渣又要出來(lái)營(yíng)業(yè)了啊!"},{"id":"46961004206589036","sort":"4096","type":1,"role":"46960928793003155","content":"賣(mài)紅薯?哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,報(bào)應(yīng)啊,果然是蒼天饒過(guò)誰(shuí)啊"},{"id":"46961008501563753","sort":"5120","type":1,"role":"46960912686878740","content":"誰(shuí)給你的臉,再出現(xiàn)的?還要去買(mǎi)你的紅薯,不可能的,丑拒!"},{"id":"46961020849596093","sort":"6144","type":1,"role":"46960920471514780","content":"我怎么感覺(jué)這句話,這么霸氣吶,口氣不小,還挺硬氣的啊"},{"id":"46961027292039294","sort":"7168","type":1,"role":"46960949999415287","content":"樓上的你不是一個(gè)人?。。?!"},{"id":"46961030798475356","sort":"8192","type":1,"role":"46960968504675002","content":"我去,好歹是影后啊,居然去賣(mài)紅薯去了,這得是混得多慘?????需要我獻(xiàn)個(gè)愛(ài)心不,友情支持0.0000001元啊,不謝?"},{"id":"46961076164072428","sort":"9216","type":1,"role":"46960988117252500","content":"這么慘嗎,我家餐館還缺個(gè)洗碗工,要不要幫你安排安排,總比賣(mài)紅薯強(qiáng)啊!"},{"id":"46961102202322209","sort":"10240","type":1,"role":"46961098712655170","content":"哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,撲捉樓上土豪一枚,秀兒就你最善良啊……"},{"id":"46961270762999647","sort":"11264","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"楚小仙家的客廳,周佳在收拾整理直播需要的衣服配飾。突然茶幾上的一部手機(jī)振動(dòng),音樂(lè)響起。"},{"id":"46961292237842258","sort":"12288","type":1,"role":"46961264337329445","content":"仙姐,電話,你手機(jī)在響?"},{"id":"46961297891758106","sort":"13312","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"楚小仙正裹著浴巾從浴室出來(lái)。"},{"id":"46961306464926287","sort":"14336","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"現(xiàn)在什么時(shí)間了,這誰(shuí)打我手機(jī)???"},{"id":"46961312118833749","sort":"15360","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"拿起手機(jī),屏幕上顯示“維亞”的名字。"},{"id":"46961315340068705","sort":"16384","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"喂,你小子怎么跟我打電話吶?"},{"id":"46961334113777413","sort":"17408","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"嫂子,你什么情況,怎么就賣(mài)起紅薯來(lái)了,都上熱搜了,我哥吶?"},{"id":"46961351562079006","sort":"18432","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"咳,我當(dāng)什么事兒吶,賣(mài)紅薯怎么了啊,挺好的啊,上熱搜了,那晚上估計(jì)看得人更多了——"},{"id":"46961364732185027","sort":"19456","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"不是,我沒(méi)說(shuō)不好,但,這不是……哎,嫂子,我哥吶?"},{"id":"46961371174639990","sort":"20480","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"你哥去村里的學(xué)校給孩子們上音樂(lè)課去了——"},{"id":"46961375721272554","sort":"21504","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"我哥那話少的冷漠性子,還能當(dāng)老師?"},{"id":"46961378690839014","sort":"22528","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"哎哎哎,你這說(shuō)什么吶,再說(shuō),我錄音了啊,小心他削你。"},{"id":"46961390216783237","sort":"23552","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"嫂子,嫂子,口誤口誤,你可是我親嫂子,可別帶這么坑弟弟的啊……"},{"id":"46961397212882493","sort":"24576","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"他還是你親哥吶,雖然是同母異父的"},{"id":"46961401239417694","sort":"25600","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"得,是我無(wú)理,我亂講,我收回,那啥,媽有些擔(dān)心你們,讓我問(wèn)問(wèn),你們?cè)趺淳烷_(kāi)始賣(mài)起紅薯了,是不是缺錢(qián),你把卡號(hào)給我,缺多少,我先拿給你,你……"},{"id":"46961410634646956","sort":"26624","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"等,等,等下,誰(shuí)說(shuō)我們?nèi)卞X(qián)了???"},{"id":"46961414107534552","sort":"27648","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"你們都開(kāi)始賣(mài)紅薯了,還不缺錢(qián)?"},{"id":"46961420013118834","sort":"28672","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"多大點(diǎn)兒事兒,賣(mài)個(gè)紅薯就缺錢(qián)了啊,真的是……"},{"id":"46961424861730048","sort":"29696","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"你們回到小村子里住就算了,還賣(mài)起了紅薯,這能不讓人擔(dān)心嗎?"},{"id":"46961435582372610","sort":"30720","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"小村子,怎么了?說(shuō)了你也不懂,小村子里住著多舒服啊,遠(yuǎn)離城市喧鬧,空氣清新,風(fēng)景還美得不行,你不懂!"},{"id":"46961518545714456","sort":"31744","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"是,是,是,我不懂,但你們?cè)趺淳腿ベu(mài)紅薯了吶?讓人怪擔(dān)心的……"},{"id":"46961532487574421","sort":"32768","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"瞎擔(dān)心什么啊,真是,今年的紅薯不是大收獲嘛,太多了,賣(mài)不出去都要爛在地里了,阿桑的二叔在村里不是當(dāng)村長(zhǎng)嘛,想給村民們創(chuàng)點(diǎn)收,找了我們問(wèn)有沒(méi)有什么辦法,于是,我們就想了個(gè)招,直播賣(mài)紅薯,利民的好事兒……"},{"id":"46961539483674792","sort":"33792","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"啊,這樣啊,需不需要……"},{"id":"46961557988946687","sort":"34816","type":1,"role":"46958300004584309","content":"好了,不說(shuō)了,啥也不需要,還有一個(gè)小時(shí)就直播了,我要去準(zhǔn)備了,就這樣!"},{"id":"46961584043952346","sort":"35840","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"那邊,孫盯著被掛斷的手機(jī),有些無(wú)奈,嘆了口氣,隨即撥通了另一個(gè)電話。"},{"id":"46961649793861640","sort":"36864","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"喂,媽"},{"id":"46961653283533826","sort":"37888","type":1,"role":"46961643099766341","content":"怎么樣,怎么樣,你給你哥那邊打過(guò)電話了嗎?是出了什么事兒?jiǎn)幔?},{"id":"46961660279621530","sort":"38912","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"媽?zhuān)瑒e擔(dān)心,哥手機(jī)關(guān)機(jī),我給嫂子打的電話,他們是幫他們住的村子里的賣(mài)紅薯,不是缺錢(qián),您放心吧,沒(méi)事兒。"},{"id":"46961663752519362","sort":"39936","type":1,"role":"46961643099766341","content":"真沒(méi)事兒?不是蒙我的?"},{"id":"46961666705294597","sort":"40960","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"哪能蒙您啊,您晚上看看直播不就知道了?"},{"id":"46961679590207933","sort":"41984","type":1,"role":"46961643099766341","content":"怎么打開(kāi)直播啊,你一會(huì)兒能到家嗎?"},{"id":"46961684707248036","sort":"43008","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"到不了,你讓小弟給你弄,他就會(huì)……"},{"id":"46961687643266055","sort":"44032","type":1,"role":"46961643099766341","content":"他個(gè)小孩也懂這個(gè)?"},{"id":"46961693548851288","sort":"45056","type":1,"role":"46961244993205760","content":"您問(wèn)一下,不就知道了,我這會(huì)要出門(mén),您有事兒再叫我哈?"},{"id":"46961698649128369","sort":"46080","type":1,"role":"46961643099766341","content":"行吧,行吧"},{"id":"46961730878155465","sort":"47104","type":1,"role":"46958243347938178","content":"“嘟嘟——”電話被掛斷了,干脆利落,蔣依惠嘆氣。"}],"sentencecount":47}